Lay's Makes Potato Chips

In 1932, Herman Lay opened a snack food company. The rest is on wikipedia. Snacktion News is here today to try to rank some of the 400 flavors they have now. Yes, eventually we'll get around to you, Canada. You weirdo, hosers.

Mike Hllywa is going to start us out tonight because he has a full top 10.

Mike, throw down some Lay's rankings.

MH: 10. Salt and Vinegar. Just.. no

MTD: Don't worry folks, we'll revist this.

MH: 9. Dill Pickle. Fucking why?

MTD: You just wait. There's mayhem coming for you.

MH: 8. BBQ. They're terrible.

MTD: They had a better BBQ 20 years ago but, yeah.

MH: 7. Wavy Lay's. Ruffles called, stop being dumb.

6. Flaming hot Lay's. *facepalm*

5. Lightly Salted. Like me on a good day.

MTD: Solid joke. *licks pencil*

MH: 4. Wavy Ranch. Ok, better than Ruffles.

3. Original. Mmmmmm, greasy.

1B. Sour Cream and Cheddar. It's like a ballet on the tongue.

1A. Sour Cream and Onion. This is a no touching zone. I will remove hands if they enter this zone.

MTD: Sour Cream and Onion. The GOAT.

And here it is. Molly Mayhem, where's Sour Cream and Onion on your list? 

MM: Um, they're alright but I'd totally choose Dill Pickle over Sour Cream and Onion.

MTD: I didn't think I'd have to fire you so soon. Dill Pickle. I love pickles. The chips not so much. What's your draw to them?

MM: I like pickles and I like chips. Crispy pickle chips. Yum.

MTD: Mmmhmm, that math checks out. What's your go to?

MM: So, Classic Lay's are my favorite, guess I'm a basic bitch... BBQ would be second. And I guess Ruffle Lays third? Since they are good for dipping.

MM: What happened to the pizza flavored chips??

MTD: *asks earpiece what happened to pizza chips* Sorry, what the hell are you talking about?

MM: I don't know. It was the one brand "once you pop the fun don't stop?' I don't know but pizza flavored chips over everything.

MTD: Pringles. Gotcha. Lays is going to love that that's your favorite chip in a Lays article.

MTD: *shuffles papers* 

MTD: Right, my rankings of Lay's. Look, listener, Sour Cream and Onion might be the greatest snack food of all time. After that, surprisingly, I think Classic. Salt, good. Grease, good. I actually love the Flamin Hot so they're right there with Salt and Vinegar. SNV is a sneaky power couple. I prefer it on a kettle chip. But we'll save those for a future post. 

Feel free to call in and let us know what you think.