Thursday, July 21, 2022

Introducing Ms Dirty Shirley

Imagine a gorgeous debutante ball in midsummer New Orleans. It's hot, of course, but all of our perfectly styled young debutantes are sweating glowing in their best dress whites. They're lined up along staircases sipping non-alcoholic pinot grigio. 

Well, Blue Oak's Dirty Shirley is the antithesis of that and. Hey, you can't smoke in the dining room. Take it under the bleachers.

A delightful daiquiri created by Blue Oak BBQ's talented and very much lady like bar manager, Bri, is based off of... 

Bri and Shirley just stole the Snacktion News van. Goddamnit. This is why we stopped doing local TV spots. That van is basically a pinata on wheels. 

The Dirty Shirley is a play off of the Shirley Temple which was based on a child star from the 1930's. And Bri poured vodka in to her and they stole my news van.

Blue Oak's Dirty Shirley is, as mentioned before, a vodka based daiquiri with black cherry, lemon and lime. It's quite refreshing on a...

Bri and Shirley are doing donuts in front of Blue Oak in our van. Does New Orleans have police?

The Dirty Shirley is garnished with a daiquiri straw in between the hole of Haribo Happy Cherries. I'm told there is no innuendo. 

They have happy hour Monday through Friday from 3pm to 6pm but keep an eye on your wallet. Shirley will get you drunk and steal from you. 

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