The Lunchables Crisis

 According to our affiliate Today, there's a shortage of Lunchables. Parents everywhere are in panic. Where can you even find meat and cheese? North Dakota? Let's go to Today's info.

 

Lunchables, those pre-packaged meal kits featuring cheese, crackers, candy and miniature versions of kid faves such as pizza and hot dogs have gone missing from grocery store shelves. Even as the USDA extended free school meals throughout the 2021-2022 year, many kids are missing their go-to lunch and parents are at a loss as to what else to pack for them.

 Parents are at a loss as to what else to pack for them. Without Lunchables, parents are resorting to sending their kids to school with dog food, a scoop of tuna out of a can and skittles. Just the green skittles. It's like chives as a garnish. With Lunchables in our news cycle, you know Snacktion News assembled, here's what our staff had to say. 

MTD: Mike Hllwya, when you have to take a lunchable to work, as a grown man, what are you taking?

MH: Nachos. Best fake baseball park cheese ever.

MTD: No way?! Incredible cold cheese take from Mike. If you had to have a meat one, what are you going with?

MH: Bologna. I'm sure there's a French term that makes it sound better.

MTD: Is cow hoof French?

MH: It sounds sexy enough.

MTD: So, after nacho, cow hoof. Have you had the Hillshire Farm adult lunchables?

MH: Wait, they make adult lunchables?

MTD: Yeah, so we don't look like children at work. My glasses fell in the toilet. I can't also be seen with a lunchable.

Molly Mayhem is on the scene.

MTD: Molly, What's the first lunchable you ever had?

MM: Probably the ham and cheese with crackers.

MTD: Same for me. What's your favorite?

MM: Pizza. Hands down favorite.

MTD: I've never had the pizza one but I despise it. What makes it so good?

MM: I really like pizza. Did you forget the Pringles chip segment?

MTD: Molly, I have a lot of *shuffles papers*

MTD: If you had to choose a processed meat one, which is it?

MM: I like the ham over turkey for sure.

MTD: How bad was the fake Oreo?

MM: They weren't really Oreos? I thought they were just cold and stale.

MTD: Ugh... Let's go to a commercial break. *throws pencil at camera*

MTD: How about those Progressive folks? They make some annoying commercials. Molly, they were just terrible Oreos. Thanks for making me look bad on the air.

MTD: Recapping tonight's top story, we're out of Lunchables, America! You can put peanut butter on bread for your kid. 

There's a great episode of Seinfeld up next. Kramer slides through the door.