Taco Bell Has A Taco Subscription

 

This doesn't bode well for me. We recently covered how I spent $50 just to rank the hot sauce packets. I feel like they're targeting me. Either way, Taco Bell is launching a monthly subscription service called The Taco Lovers Pass. For a mere $10 a month, you get one taco everyday for 30 days. This sounds healthy. *immediately signs up*

Once you download the app and sign up, it unlocks a part of the menu for you to add your taco. And they aren't messing around. It gives you access to most of the taco options.

While this is an obvious ploy to increase sales, it's actually a really good deal. If you went in to Taco Bell and got one Doritos Loco Supreme at $2.69 for 30 days, that's $80.70. You're losing money if you don't sign up for this subscription. Now, Taco Bell is banking on you not going in for just one taco. And only a sociopath would do that anyway. Also, if you're going to Taco Bell everyday, you're going to die. Probably. We'll get an intern to do it and find out.

If McDonald's comes out with a McNugget pass, this show will be airing from a hospital.