The Kit Kat Konversation

Kit Kat is a delightful chocolate covered wafer treat that you can split for your friends. Unless you're Brielle. More on that later. There's actually a sugary rich history about Kit Kat going back to 1935. Kit only had four fingers. That's why he designed them that way. Don't look that up.

I asked Mike Hllywa what his favorite flavor of Kit Kat was. 

MH: There's more than the original?

MTD; Did we stop reading resumes? 

MTD: Yes, key lime pie was their recent big hit.

MH: That sounds terrible.

MTD: *muffled voice* Not terrible. Once you get through the first one, just jam the rest in your mouth.

MTD: They apparently make a fruit loops one.

MW: Can I fire them?

MTD: Pretty sure big candy has a board of directors.

MTD: But we do have Molly Mayhem on the scene to review the fruity ones. 

MTD: Brielle, the Kit Kats are basically perforated and perfect for splitting. What's your trouble with them?

Brielle: *takes bite down the middle top*

MTD: You're a monster. *shuffles papers* Molly, Kit Kat perfume?

MM: Sure.

MTD: I'll get R&D on the phone and see if we can monetize this. Do news stations have research and development? Kenny? Oh, I'm still on air. 

MTD: Thank you, ladies. Wonderful reporting. I'm glad we all wore matching uniforms. It was hard for me to find candy corn compression socks. As far as Kit Kats go, Molly is right. The Japanese flavors are out of control. We'll circle around to that a later date. Mmm, wasabi. My favorite of the current group? Kit Kat ice cream. I like to mix my dessert with another dessert. 

After weather, there's an episode of Two and a Half Men, Alan does something dumb and Charlie sleeps with someone.