Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Lay's Is Growing Chips From NFL Turf


Now that the first round of the playoffs are in the books, you might be longing for your favorite team and the season that could have been. Dreaming of a Super Bowl title. Unless, you're a Lions fan. A team that manged to even lose the number one pick in the draft. Well, what about this.

Have you ever dreamed about eating Lay's potato chips grown in the soil of the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field? Of course you have, fatty. I'm mean viewer. Now is your, highly unlikely, chance. Lay's is now taking submissions to win a bag of their Lay's Golden Grounds. These will not be available at your local Kroger, Rouses, WaWa, Publix, Piggly Wiggly, Pick N Save, H-E-B, Aldi, Safeway or Food N Stuff. And only 200 bags for each team will be produced. Here's how to play.

  1. HOW TO ENTER: During the Sweepstakes Period, an entrant must follow the steps below to receive one (1) entry into the Sweepstakes (“Entry”):

      1. Sign into his/her Twitter account (or create a Twitter account if he/she does not already have one);

      2. Become a follower of @Lays (if not already following @Lays);

      3. Either respond to the Sponsor’s Tweet about this Sweepstakes or compose a new Tweet including how much entrant loves his/her team (may include an optional photo or video); and

      4. Include the hashtags “#LaysGoldenGrounds”, “#Sweepstakes”, and one (1) of the team hashtags

Click on this link for all the rules and hashtags. There are only two periods left and they end on January 20th and January 25th so get those weird videos onto Twitter. For a Snack News organization our reporting skills are quite poor. But there's still time! So Bills fans, go drop an elbow through a table, Packers fans strap on your cheese heads, Eagles fans throw snowballs at old ladies or whatever, Saints fans start a second line. Browns, Bengals and Broncos fans do nothing. You weren't included. What's in your soil? I assume seized meth in Ohio but what about you Denver?

If any Saints fans out there win, please contact me. I'd love to know how they got potatoes to grow in those rubber pellets in the artificial turf from the Superdome. 

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