She Uses Vaseline

Vaseline as a condiment? You have to be insane. We'll get to the Flaming Lips in a second. Let's set the table for this Snacktion News exclusive. Mike Hllywa is a grown adult. What's on your mind?

MH: Fork in a light socket. Thoughts?

MH: Probably a bad idea since I own my own home, right? 

MTD: It's a creative way to heat up bologna and american cheese.

MH: With mustard.

MTD: Wait, why are you doing that?

MH: Because the mustard sets it off.

MTD: No, I meant, never mind. So you've invented your own terribly dangerous George Foreman grill.

MH: And I'll do it without punching the light socket.

MTD: Does your wife realize you're crazy?

MH: Yes? Yeah. Probably. 

MTD: Just checking. You are, by the way.

MH: That means a lot for you to say that.

MTD: People tell me I'm the authority on crazy people.

MH: Do I get something? A hat?

MTD: Sure. You can pick the color.

MH: Tangerine.

Ladies and gentleman, you've just witnessed the most absurd introduction to The Flaming Lips...

Are they dead? Oh we can't afford them. That makes more sense. Here's a link to their hit She Don't Use Jelly The girl at the end uses tangerines to color her hair. Spoiler! But also how we landed here. 

Hey, Mike, Tina from corporate says we can't afford tangerine hats or hats.

The Flaming Lips originated in 1983 in, Oklahoma City? Let's say Southern California. She Don't Use Jelly came out in 1993 and was their biggest radio hit. And it raised some condiment questions for us here at Snacktion News.

1. Do people put vaseline on toast?

Yes. Yes, they do.

2. People other than Milhouse from The Simpsons?

Surprisingly, still yes. 

3. Is it delightful? 

You can get butter for a dollar. Like a four pack.

4. Is it just because of the Flaming Lips song?

Yeah, Right? Or? This is why we need money to book Wayne Coyne.

Let's go to Snacktion Reporter One, Nicole.

MTD: What do you put on toast? Any of these?

NA: Margarine.

MTD: Ah, that would have fit into the song. Wayne, why'd you leave out margarine? I'm being reminded we don't have him. Let's go to commercial.