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Saturday, July 23, 2022
Velveeta's Cheese Martini Oozes onto the Scene
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America is at it again. If you thought we couldn't combine anymore weird shit together, let me introduce you to the love child of Velvee...
Thursday, July 21, 2022
Introducing Ms Dirty Shirley
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Imagine a gorgeous debutante ball in midsummer New Orleans. It's hot, of course, but all of our perfectly styled young debutantes are sw...
Thursday, July 14, 2022
My Abusive Relationship With Pizza Rolls
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I'd like to acknowledge my recently leaked 911 audio. Roll the clip.. 911: Is this an emergency? MTD: *gasping for air* I've been vi...
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Oreos X Ritz Sells Out Immediately
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Oreo has sold out yet another multiplying project and left Snacktion News on the outside looking in. First it was the battle between Barefoo...
Wednesday, May 11, 2022
Pringles Has A First Name
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Snack companies have been naming their frontman for a long time. They want you to feel like you're inviting a friend over to hang out. T...
Monday, April 18, 2022
Snacktion News Crashes Hogs For The Cause
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Now that Hogs is a couple of weeks removed, I'm as pork sober as possible. *wipes rib glaze on tie* Let's roll the footage... Hogs f...
Thursday, March 17, 2022
How To Start St Patrick's Day
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If you're like me and got sunburned yesterday because it was only partly cloudy, today is an important holiday. Happy St. Patrick's ...
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